Showing posts with label Zao2024. Show all posts
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Sunday, May 26, 2024

NUNSENSE - Zao Theatre - September 6-21, 2024



Get ready to witness heavenly hilarity like never before! Join us at Zao Theatre for a holy riot of laughter with ‘Nunsense’ – a divine comedy extravaganza that’s habit-forming! These nuns are trading prayers for punchlines and turning the convent upside down in a sidesplitting spectacle that’s sure to have you rolling in the aisles. With singing, dancing, and more misadventures than you can shake a rosary at, ‘Nunsense’ guarantees holy laughter for everyone! 

NUNSENSE begins when the Little Sisters of Hoboken discover that their cook, Sister Julia, Child of God, has accidentally poisoned 52 of the sisters, and they are in dire need of funds for the burials. The sisters decide that the best way to raise the money is to put on a variety show, so they take over the school auditorium, which is currently set up for the eighth grade production of “Grease.”

Here we meet Reverend Mother Regina, a former circus performer; Sister Mary Hubert, the Mistress of Novices; a streetwise nun from Brooklyn named Sister Robert Anne; Sister Mary Leo, a novice who is a wannabe ballerina; and the delightfully wacky Sister Mary Amnesia, the nun who lost her memory when a crucifix fell on her head. Featuring star turns,tap and ballet dancing, an audience quiz, and comic surprises, this show, written by Dan Goggin, has become an international phenomenon.

Don’t miss the heavenly hilarity – it’s going to be NUN-stop fun at the Zao Theatre!

Fri, Sep 6th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Sep 7th, 2024 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Sep 7th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Sep 13th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Sep 14th, 2024 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Sep 14th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Sep 20th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Sep 21st, 2024 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Sep 21st, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Adult (13+)  $35

Child (6-12)  $20  
No children under 6 years admitted including babes in arms. 

Group (10+)  $30
Group discount is automatically applied when ordering 10 or more tickets online. May not be combined with other discounts.

IRVING BERLIN'S WHITE CHRISTMAS - Zao Theatre - November 22-December 21, 2024


Veterans Bob Wallace and Phil Davis have a successful song-and-dance act after World War II. With romance in mind, the two follow a duo of beautiful singing sisters en route to their Christmas show at a Vermont lodge, which just happens to be owned by Bob and Phil's former army commander. With a dazzling score featuring well-known standards including “Blue Skies,” “I Love A Piano,” “How Deep Is the Ocean” and the perennial title song, White Christmas is an uplifting, wholesome musical that will delight audiences of all ages.
Fri, Nov 22nd, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Nov 23rd, 2024 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Nov 23rd, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Nov 29th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Nov 30th, 2024 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Nov 30th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Dec 6th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Dec 7th, 2024 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Dec 7th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Dec 13th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Dec 14th, 2024 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Dec 14th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Dec 20th, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Dec 21st, 2024 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Dec 21st, 2024 at 7:30 pm

Adult (13+)  $35

Child (6-12)  $20  
No children under 6 years admitted including babes in arms. 

Group (10+)  $30
Group discount is automatically applied when ordering 10 or more tickets online. May not be combined with other discounts.

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS - Zao Theatre - March 7-29, 2025


Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, based on the popular 1988 MGM film, takes us to the French Riviera for high jinks and hilarity. Sophisticated, suave with a good dash of mischief, this hysterical comedy features a delightfully jazzy score by David Yazbek (The Full Monty) and was nominated for a staggering eleven Tony Awards.

Lawrence Jameson makes his lavish living by talking rich ladies out of their money. Freddy Benson more humbly swindles women by waking their compassion with fabricated stories about his grandmother's failing health. After meeting on a train, they attempt to work together, only to find that this small French town isn't big enough for the two of them. They agree on a settlement: the first one to extract $50,000 from a young female target, heiress, Christine Colgate, wins, and the other must leave town. A hilarious battle of cons ensues that will keep audiences laughing, humming and guessing to the end!

A musical comedy, with music and lyrics by David Yazbek and a book by Jeffrey Lane.

Fri, Mar 7th, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Mar 8th, 2025 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Mar 8th, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Mar 14th, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Mar 15th, 2025 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Mar 15th, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Mar 21st, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Mar 22nd, 2025 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Mar 22nd, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Mar 28th, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Mar 29th, 2025 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Mar 29th, 2025 at 7:30 pm

Adult (13+)  $35

Child (6-12)  $20  
No children under 6 years admitted including babes in arms. 

Group (10+)  $30
Group discount is automatically applied when ordering 10 or more tickets online. May not be combined with other discounts.